Public Urination, Number 2

I actually could post about "Number 2" in public, because I've seen it one too many times, but....

Instead I'll leave you with a poem (thanks to Damon for the inspiration):

Oh, the places you could go...

Not in the lot,
Not off the wall,
Not in my view,
Not in the mall.

Not on the road,
Watch out for the toad.
Not in IKEA
I don't want to see ya.

Turn your back,
Hide behind that bush,
Look there's the bathroom,
Don't show your tush.

It's okay to go outside,
Just play my way,
and try to hide.

Oh, the places you could go....
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